NYC "The City That Never Sleeps"

First i would like to say, I'm very dissapointed in you NY. I thought that New York was the city that never sleeps, but there is more life at our house in Denmark at night, than there is in New York on a Saturday night. We were a couple of friends that wanted to go out this weekend, but everything was closed! Chimpansen is open longer then most bars in NYC ;)